Oh, Conner, you definitely know how to spoil your girl. Not only is she worth a McDonald’s value meal, but she’s also going to get a box of condoms. And no sir, Conner the badass doesn’t stop there! He’s going to rent two movies! yeah, not one, but two!
Saying that, if he’s splashing out for two movies, he might as well just sign up to Netflix. He will even get the first month free. Then buy a takeaway as he doesn’t have to go pick it up. Then, he might as well just pull out so he doesn’t need condoms. In fact, Conner, you’ve not thought this through have you?