Source: Yahoo Answers
What! Your dog can’t drive? What the hell! Our dog has had his driving license for about 3 years now. He’s still got a fair way to go to get to the standard we are with our driving, but he’s come a long way over the last few years. Saying that, he’s nearly had it taken off him. He’s got 6 points on his license, he’s had 5 parking tickets and 2 fines for speeding. In fact to be honest he shouldn’t even be allowed a license now we come to think of it.