So you want a test to know if your son is gay or not? We’ve heard you can buy a kit from Superdrug. Well that’s what Claire told us. Apparently it’s supposed to be 99.9% accurate. Hmmm, if you don’t want to buy the test we guess you could just drop your trou, get your meat stick out and see if that boy goes to town on you. You never know, it may make you guys closer.